Lars

girls tend to like lars.
intelligent and smart, and knows how to use his tools.
lars is everything a man has ever dreamed about being himself.
lars is every girls perfect boyfriend.
“ohh!! lars!!!! you are so good!!”
“hey…! i want a lars too!!!”
“that boy over there.. he is just so lars”
big p-n-s
dirty girls can’t get enough of lars.
basically a scandinavian (norwegian, swedish or danish) name that means “the g-d of all puny humans” from norse language. l-rrs- was a term used by vikings in the dark ages to describe all g-ds basically, and is therefor also the considered meaning of it.
h-llo lars!
h-llo g-d!
a swedish name.
my friend has a ceramic cow named lars
(name)

a danish name.

word that originally came from the vikingish name of larsur.
h-llo lars, what the f-ck are you doing today.
scouse for ‘lad’
that was custy lar.
a word originating in greenlawn ny in september 2009. used in various social gatherings for multiple purposes:
1.to break tension
2.create fear
3.create or end awkward silences
4.create confusion
5.induce laughter

properties
lar can be used in place of almost every word, including the f word.
lar can have positive and negative connotations.
lar has no plural (like moose or sheep).
lar can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

(laring is an example of lar as a verb)
in special usages the l can be dropped to aid in -ssimilation.
due to lar’s easily placed usage, it can be merged into everyday words.

here are some commonly used examples:

h-llo –> h-llar
yeah –> yar
uh-huh –> uh-har
blah –> blar
telescope –> telarscope

there are literally countless other applications that anyone and everyone can make of lar.

with a little bit of practice, one can generate some pretty funny and silly sounding words and statements that will create or break the ice in any social situation. everyone is highly encouraged to enjoy the usage of lar.