Las Vegas Penguin
when a hooker is giving you a bl-w j-b and she stops before you c-m, then she punches you as hard as she can in your nuts and runs off with your wallet as you try to chase her while you are clinching your ball sack with your pants around your ankles giving the impression of a penguin.
hey, donny did you hear what happened to matt? he was getting his d-ck sucked by a transvest-te and it gave matt the old las vegas penguin right in front of his boyfriend!!
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