Las Vegas time
returning home to a time zone different from las vegas after vacation and referring to the time according to what time it is in las vegas.
beth: let’s get f-cked up.
tim: it’s 2 in the morning.
beth: it’s 2 am in new york but its only midnight las vegas time.
tim: am i at least going to get some p-ssy?
beth: of course, my body still thinks it’s las vegas time.
Read Also:
- pond-soaker
noun: a woman with an extreme amount of bush who’s oblivious to grooming habits of the naughty bits. pond-soakers are known to congregate in summertime at local clothing optional swimming holes. dude, check out the pond-soaker on tigerlilly, she must be part italian.
- poof pussy
when a women comes to your house, has s-x with you, then instantly gets dressed and leaves as soon as you c-m. no cuddling, no talking, no nothing. this leaves the rest of your evening free to hang out with friends, get a snack, or even just go to sleep while having the entire bed […]
- cowboy face
cowboy face is a frat star drinking game originated at the university of virginia. the rules are simple: shots of whiskey, preferably bottom shelf bourbon, are p-ssed around. everyone rips the shot after which each person, resisting the need for a chaser, presents to the group their best “cowboy face”. whoever grabs for a soda […]
- Florida Bloody Mary
when a man deflowers a virgin, whilst she is on the first day of her period. preferably the woman should be a heavy bleeder. craig: dude my sheets are still stained from the florida bl–dy mary i gave susan last month. alex: did you try tide?
- fo-tee
any of an ever-increasing variety of (usually malt liquor–a fortified wine yielding higher alcohol concentrations of 18%-20%) alcoholic beverages distributed in 40-ounce containers (usually gl-ss). some popular brands include olde english 800, st. ides, king cobra, and of course, the one that “works every time” according to billy-dee williams, teh colt45. “sup sho-tee? you gone […]