lasagna hunter
a person who goes for the girls that are not good looking/desperate because they themselves are ugly af and desperate. they’re standards are very, very low.
person a- “you heard about cameron harlington’s girlfriend”
person b- “isn’t she in year 10 and the one with the one who looks like a cold mcdonald’s apple pie?”
person a- “yeh, he’s such a lasagna hunter.”
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