LASER
light amplification through stimulated emission of radiation.
mr. arnold: so, who’s gay enough to know what ‘laser’ stands for?
crazy hobo: oooo–ooo, me! raises hand
mr. arnold: yeeess? raises eyebrow at hobo
coming from the t-tle of lupe fiasco’s upcoming alb-m “lasers” are the opposite of losers.
“lasers shed light on injustice and inequality. losers stand by and let things happen. lasers act and shape their own destinies. lasers find meaning and direction in the mysteries all around them. lasers stand for love and comp-ssion lasers stand for peace. lasers stand for progression. lasers are revolutionary. lasers are the future. we will not lose beause we are not losers, we are lasers!”
what should be ‘freaking’ attached to the heads of sharks in dr. evils lair, but he has ill tempered sea b-ss instead
synonym for “cool”. used especially when one wants to draw attention to one’s own dorkiness, as this term itself is dorky. for instance, one could use it to describe something which is cool only because oneself is a dork.
alice: heisenberg is speeding down the street and he gets pulled over by a cop and the cop is like “do you know how fast you were going?” and he says “no, but i know exactly where i am!”
bob: hahaha laser!
a technology that is useful for creating high-intensity, coherent, unidirectional light.
it works like this: atoms of a particular material are excited (given energy) by various means (usually by applying a current); when more atoms in this material are ‘excited’ than ‘stable’ a light beam is p-ssed through the material which causes the ‘excited’ atoms to revert back to their ‘stable’ state (sometimes in stages); this stimulates the emission of additional light; the process is repeated until the light beam is amplified to the desired energy, at which stage it leaves the system.
to understand how a laser works you need to learn quantum mechanics and atomic and nuclear physics.
a gun used to zap people with and sh-t
i’ll shoot you with my lazor piece.
pew! pew! pow! zap! boing!
it is the one word that can override shotgun. whenever someone calls shotgun before you, and you call out laser, you get the seat.
situation: micky, david, and pilar are happily eating in greasy fast food joint, when micky gets the call: their mom is pulling up on the corner.
micky jumps out of his seat and heads towards the door. just before the door closes, micky lets his siblings know that the car is approaching.
micky: shotgun. ha ha ha. ha.
pilar and david: shotgun!
micky: too bad! i called it. better luck later, losers.
pilar: well, laser! now what, punk.
micky and david, then, get into the backseat of the car with an air of humiliation.
pilar whispers: laser beats all.
Read Also:
- Lassieesque
a heroic task completed by a canine. (i.e. alerting h-m- sapiens of an impending danger) “buster sure pulled a l-ssieesque move by saving her master from the burning building by leading bystanders to the fire.”
- craptastifuck
used to denote a situation which has gone completely wrong and ended badly for most or all parties involved. daniel: the police got me on 17 possession charges and i’m going to jail for life! nathan: wow, what a cr-ptastif-ck.
- japanese helicopter
a s-xual position where one partner inserts his p-n-s into the -ss of another partner, male or female, then spins himself clockwise using only his p-n-s as a pivot. tracy and i did the j-panese helicopter all night long.
- japopoy
a teacher who uses his teaching status to bully students and who likes foot ball but is not very good at it in the philippines is also called bano a j-popoy:anak nang wete cut your hair student:he’s such a j-popoy
- Jaraldo
a lil mexican with a small jewish d-ck. they arent very good in bed. no woman wants to be with them. they smell really bad and jack off everyday. jaraldo please put your pants back on; no one wants to see that.