Laser Brain
someone who has highly unusual and speedy intellectual capabilities. this individual typically has mastered ucc damages and battle of the forms during the summer preceding law school.
could use a laser brain to cut through this warehouse of discovery doc-ments, otherwise i’d have to hire ten new -ssociates from regents law.
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