lasering the target
when your wingman keeps wingmanning beyond the call of duty because you haven’t sealed the deal.
target: “i don’t know if i should go home with him.”
wingman: “he’s a great guy, but he’s kind of awkward at first….and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center.”
target: “tell me more.”
next morning –
you: “dude, i wouldn’t have brought her home if you weren’t lasering the target.”
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