lashworm
a nauseating way to describe the waste mucus found in and around the eyes. often when removing the mucus from the eye it can stretch out like a worm desparate to stay in it’s hole before finally detaching from the eye area or eye lashes. also known as eye boogers.
“mmmm… yummy.. lashworms!”
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