last action hero
the act of pulling a character from a movie, tv show, book, or comic, into the real world. this would be the actual character from the story, not the actor who is portraying the character.
otis: “hey, gunther, if you could make love to any woman of your choosing, who would you choose?” gunther: “i’d last action hero alice from the twilight movies.”
a person who tries to get action right before the club closes
joe, ” you’re wasted don’t try to be the last action hero!”
give me your keys!
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