Last Call
when the -ssholes at the bar stop selling beer.
a cr-ppy show hosted by carson daly that my friends and i have renamed “tool time”. the show sucks!
me: “what the f-ck are you watching.”
unknowing friend: “last call with carson daly”
me: “you mean tool time?”
(n.) anti-weed. it’s usually when it’s time for bartenders to close things up, but it’s more recently a cr-p show hosted by america youth’s m-ssive tool, carson daly. is this really something to keep you awake at 1:35 am? it’ll put to sleep faster than a sat-rday night live movie.
last call with carson daly tonight had carmen electra, kermit the frog, 50 cent, and g-dzilla on. and after a double weed dose, i still fell asleep!
a person so homely they are only hit-on after last call.
“jason is so desperate, he’s trying to pick-up that last call at the end of the bar!”
worst late night talk show ever, even worse than chevy chase’s old show
hitting the girl you are with in the back of the head with the b-tt end of one of the buck hunter guns at a bar, knocking her out.
“when was the last time you had s-x?”
“does me last calling that chick last night count…”
“no.”
“then i don’t know, haha.”
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