last measure

last measure is a shock site created by the gnaa, a trolling organization. it uses javascript to display shock images(g–ts-, meatspin, lemon party, etc), play looping audio of a man saying “hey everybody i’m looking at gay p-rno!”, and sp-wn multiple moving browser windows. pressing ctrl, alt, or delete will cause a javascript alert popup which may intercept task manager. it also tries to send “hey everybody i’m looking…” and a link to last measure to everyone on your contacts list in outlook, and it sends whatever is on your clipboard to the gnaa for exploitation. the official version doesn’t, but some versions of last measure contain malware.

if you ever accidentally click on a link to last measure, the key is to stay calm. if you freak out you’re liable to break something or alert people surrounding you. quickly press ctrl+alt+del and end your browser process before last measure loads completely. if you’re too late for that, just turn off your computer.

there are hundreds of mirrors for last measure. the most common are anything.on.nimp.org, replacing anything with any word or any number of subdomains, and halflife2.zoy.org. the homepage of last measure is lastmeasure.com(sfw), where last measure continues to be actively developed. last measure is released under the bsd license: it’s open source and downloadable.
person a: “hey check out this cool site”

person b: “ok……god d-mn it you bast-hey everybody i’m looking at gay p-rno”

person a: “lol, you got last measure’d”
a site created by the gnaa, which opens windows of 6 shock sites that fly around so you cannot close them. it also plays really loud sounds of a guy saying “hey everybody im looking at gay p-rno”, a few minutes after, sounds become more loud and screams and a jews.wmv (which is gay p-rn video) windows open really quickly, they may crash your computer if too many of them opens. don’t worry, this site won’t harm your pc at all, there’s about 5 ways to stop it:

-get avast! antivirus which will automatically block last measure when you go to it
-get noscript or disable javascript, the site will not do anything if you go to it
-press ctrl+w when on it
-go to task manager and end your browser task
-shut down your pc and restart

links to it:
.on.nimp.org/
halflife2.zoy.org
lastmeasure.zoy.org
doom3.zoy.org
freeipods.zoy.org
trick: hey dude
guy b: hi
trick: wanna visit my cool site? it’s awesome
guy b: yes!
trick: ok, link:
trick: iloveny.on.nimp.org
guy b: what is it
trick: a blog about my life
trick: i live at nyc
guy b: ok, sounds cool. checking it
-hey everybody im looking at gay p-rno jews.wmv aaaaaaaaa-
trick: u there?
guy b: you f-cking b-st-rd you gave me a virus happy now f-cking idiot?
trick: haha you went to it! you got last measure’d!
a virus program created by the gnaa which rapidly creates windows of shock images and plays a loud sound clip of a guy saying “hey everyone, i’m looking at gay p-rno!” often used against noobs on forums. examples of links to lastmeasure: doom3.zoy.org, halflife2.zoy.org, freeipods.zoy.org, .on.nimp.org, www.music-piracy.org/mp3s, wop.xytmnd.com. warning: do not go to those links!
noob: hay guyz how do i maek a new thred
regular: (disguises a lastmeasure link as a link to a “help” topic)
noob: wtf u gave me a virus u fgt
last measure is a pop-up shock site by the gnaa (gay n-gg-r -ssociation of america) featuring various shock site pics, including tubgirl, meatspin and g–ts-.cx. it is also accompanied by a nsfw audio exclaimg “hey everybody, i’m looking at gay p-rno!”. it is also known to give your computer viruses. if you ever come across of it, do not f-cking click on it!!!
“holy sh-t, i just clicked on a link to last measure!”
a nasty website that sp-wns an endless flurry of pop-up windows with various p-rn pics. accompanied by a loud sound clip: “hey everybody!! i’m looking at gay p-rn!!”

what to do when encountering last measure:
1. turn off the monitor before the images load.
2. turn off the speakers before the sound loads.
(if you can, do steps 1 and 2 at the same time.)
3. hard reboot the computer.
as i’m writing this, i just got last measure’d and had to hard reboot the computer.
a virus site made by the gnaa. it shows shock images to people visiting the page, when viewed, it has the audio amped all the way up with the “hey everybody, i’m looking at gay p-rno!”, disables task manager, and is hard/difficult to close.

one of the ytmnd admins max shut down the forums due to sub-zer0 making an xytmnd, an example of the link is wop.xytmnd.com.

remember, don’t visit the sites such as .on.nimp.org, .zoy.org, youtubecracker.on.nimp.org, freeipods.zoy.org, halflife2.zoy.org, doom3.zoy.org, and anything with .zoy.org or on.nimp.org.
person 1: hey, want to see how i became a youtube god?
person 2: sure thing!
-person 1 drops a lastmeasure url-
person 2: it better not be po- ew.
person 1: knew i could do it.
person 2: why did you have to get me this virus?!?