Last Winner
the better way to tell someone they are a loser even though to you and everyone else they still are and forever will be a loser.
-people running a marathon-
…and the winner is john smith!!
-after a two hour time lapse, the last person crosses the finish line-
…and the last winner is steven johnson!
-announcer speaking to himself-
he is such a loser!!
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