Lateral Gravity Syndrome
lateral gravity syndrome (or lgs) is the strange, unexplained force that draws boys and girls inexplicably to opposite sides of the dance floor at a party.
because of lateral gravity syndrome, tom didn’t speak to katie all night.
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