Latin lip balm
it’s when your partner is a sleep and you are really h-rny. so you decide to jerk off and rub your c-m on there lips. that way they don’t feel left out. and in the morning, they wake up with smooth lips and a lovely taste on there mouth.
raul wanted s-x and his girlfriend jennie was dead a sleep. so to feel less guilty. raul gave jennie a latin lip balm! he jerked off and rubbed his sweet, thick, baby juice on her lips!
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