laundricide
v. the act of murdering your significant other’s laundry. this act is usually done by a newly wed female to her husbands favorite clothes. also to her least favorite.
also the act of burning a traded or free agent sports star.
why are you wearing that shirt again?
well my other clothes were involved in a laundricide. i think my wife wants to give me a make over.
where is your lebron jersey?
it was a random act of p-ssionate laundricide. it wasnt premeditated i swear.
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