laundry

laundry can and is often used as a code name for s-x, for discussion around people in public, or for people who are uncomfortable with the term “having s-x” or “intercourse.”
a woman says to her husband “can we do the laundry?” the man says to his wife, “i already did the laundry, it was a small load, so i did it by hand.”
(v) the act of having s-x, particularly while trying to hide knowledge of the act from others.
meet me downstairs in 5 minutes to do laundry; he’ll never notice we’re gone.
laundry, plainly put is clothes that you have to wash and never do. it is very important that you do your laundry (yes, literally…not the option that’s against the law or involves being a prost-tute, wh-r- or sl-t). mothers usually do laundry and fathers have strange ways of doing laundry like letting your clothes “soak” in the tub. you probably want to do your laundry now. the choice is yours.
i wanted to look nice, not have repulsive body odor and have a chance at being accepted by society. so i did laundry with all, tide of a&p soap.
to have s-xual intercourse, to f-ck.
me and jan were doing laundry all night long.
masturbating
when someone is masturbating they are “doing laundry”.

my girlfriend does my laundry.
something snoop (doggy) dogg does all by himself! f-ck!
i can’t do all this laundry, good thing i got the
d-o-double g on speed dial!
a binging moment involving yourself and an inanimate object experimenting with alcohol or drugs for the first time.
come on benjamin. r. teddy, we are going to do laundry!