Laurabeth
1. a really curvy/hot/smokin’ girl, generally with long, curly, dark brown hair and typically jewish. however, she tends to perform sickening acts of kindness, and enjoys dedicating disgusting amounts of time to saving orphan children in third-world countries. because of this, she may make you want to kill yourself, but in the end, you realize that she’s probably going to get that georgetown spot over you, and you go and cry yourself to sleep.
2. a man-eater and or s-xpot.
3. complete memory loss/diminished attention span.
guy: check out the -ss on that girl! d-mn, she’s superfine.
girl: don’t waste your time, she’s busy instating a stable government in zimbabwe.
guy: dude, i totally pegged her as a laurabeth!
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