laureling
when you’re in a group chat with more than 10 heads and someone tries to change the topic while in the middle of a discussion. going off on a tangent, out of nowhere, talking about something completely unrelated to the topic at hand.
*group chat talking about the upcoming weekend plans or chicken nuggets*
group member: “guys, i just saw a squirrel”
group: “bro, why’re you laureling”
“dude, my professor totally laurel’ed today”
“stacey laurel’d me after we smashed last night and asked me what we were”
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