Lauren Catterall
the most amazing girlfriend anyone could ever ask for 🙂 shes kind, funny and stunning. she's the reason i smile for no reason and the song that i dance to sporadically :p it doesnt matter if shes miles away or right next to you, she will love you all the same. a lauren catterall is comp-ssionate, caring and loving. she is loyal, trustworthy and god do you miss her when you dont see her for months on end. she makes you laugh, cry and smile. and above all, she will always been mine 🙂
lauren catterall, the best girlfriend ever to grace my life
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