lauren edwards
a girl that can’t see straight and if you call her by name, she’ll think you said “snake” and run in the opposite direction for miles and miles until you have to get in you car and find her huddled up in a corner. she usually has brown hair and not very many friends. she goes to church once in a while and holds deep dark secrets she only tells her best friend.
dude! did you see that girl over there who started running forever? she must be a lauren edwards! let’s go chase her down!
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