Lauren Jauregui
lauren mich-lle jauregui is the definition of perfection. she has eyes that make your chocolate melt even in the middle of winter and a smile that makes you die just by looking at it. lauren girls often have some of the most intense “feels” as lauren posts alarmingly attractive selfies on a regular basis and flaunts what she’s got like it’s her business. not to mention, her voice is strong like a lion yet smooth like a baby’s -ss and as soothing as a bowl of weed after a long day. lauren will s-ss anyone anywhere, and her s-ss is commonly attributed to her father michael jauregui, who makes sure that the fandom is kept in check with his “really?” tweets and his recreational use of the block b-tton. overall, lauren is a badd-ss girl who does what she wants and doesn’t put up with any bullsh-t, and she is a boss onstage and off.
who’s that girl from fifth harmony who screamed “holy sh-t” when they made it to the finals on the x factor?
oh, that’s lauren jauregui, the baddest b-tch in town!
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