Lauren of the Island
a person who is both gifted with the ability to enchant random people on sight, and is also able to come up with funny and well voiced anecdotes on demand.
a guy sees a girl..
guy: hey…will you marry me?
girl: hey guess what?
guy: what?
girl: so guess what i got from my locker today?
guy: what..
girl: a bracelet my friend gave me.
guy: i love you.
girl: i’m sorry, i love someone else.
guy: what a lauren of the island.
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