Laurtney
the epitome of funny, cute, sweet, perfect, hot, & smart. can get any man desired. will never forgive and never forget. has learned from all mistakes. will never stab a b-tch in the back because laurtney does not tolerate b-tches, she destroys them. tis, twas, and always twill be happy.(in hawaii).
jessica: “my boyfriend dated laurtney, and i know i’ll never be as good as she is. it makes me depressed.”
irina: “its true, my boyfriend did too. we’ll never live up to laurtney, we might as well kill ourselves.”
jessica: “well, we both are backstabbing hos whom will never be as fabulous as laurtney.”
irina: “agreed. where’s the rope?”
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