Lav-Face
somone who is so obssessed with facebook they will use there phone to check there notifications whilst on a toilet, and may even share that with the world.
john smith says: on the toilet in resturant! pmsl literally!
“did you see john’s status?”
“yeah, a lav-face or what?”
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