Lava Waffle


a v-g-n- that is having a herpes outbreak while also on it’s period. the term “lava” is used because it looks like a volcano. the term “waffle” is from the term “blue waffle.”
sawyer: dude! guess what?!?
kip: what?
sawyer: i would of had s-x with your mom last night, but she had a lava waffle!

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