laval

laval, quebec, canada

laval is the second biggest city of canada’s quebec province. it is a suburb of the town of montreal.

noticed that laval can be spelled backwards.
web site : www.ville.laval.qc.ca

mayor: gilles vaillancourt
pop: ~400 000

celebrities :
celine dion lives there
patrick roy (avalanche’s ex-goaltender)
jose theodore (hab’s goaltender)
martin st-louis (tempa bay lightning, born in ste-dorothée hood)
alexandre despathie (best world diver)
“chuck” (simple plan’s leader & b-ssist)
1) montrealer : “laval is bungalow, tree-less town”
2) qu’est-ce que tu dis à quelqu’un dont la blonde habite à laval ?
ta blonde lha bite àl’avale ?
a suburban city located on the north sh-r- of montreal.

known locally for its never-ending collection of shopping malls , car dealerships , and complete lack of green sp-ces ; it is also the homeland for 85% of the province of quebec’s douchebag nation.

the city also seems to have no coherent urban planning going on , a fact made obvious by some of the proposed transportation and building projects (the cosmodome , the extremely cheesy colossus theater , the glorified-ski-lift-to-nowhere)

has the dubious honor of having the only mayor ever prosecuted on gangsterism charges only to have him replaced by a new mayor soon after arrested for using the services of hookers.

current mayor : who the heck knows at this point?

main imports : ed hardy shirts , air gel , honda civic mods , spray tan

laval can be basically described as being to montreal what the jersey sh-r- is to new york city.

web site : www.ville.laval.qc.ca
montrealer sees man with oversized arms , chicken legs , an orange tan , a backwards cap, driving a car with neons under it.

-yep , he’s from laval.
laval, quebec, canada

laval is the second biggest city of canada’s quebec province. it is a suburb of the town of montreal.

mayor: gilles vaillancourt
pop: ~300 000

celebrities :
celine dion lives there
jose theodore (hab’s goaltender)
martin st-louis (tempa bay lightning, born in ste-dorothée hood)
alexandre despathie (best world diver)
“chuck” (simple plan’s leader & b-ssist)
1) montrealer : “laval is bungalow, tree-less town”
2) qu’est-ce que tu dis à quelqu’un dont la blonde habite à laval ?
ta blonde lha bite àl’avale ?
a smaller city next to montreal, second biggest city in quebec, more like a suburb. it has 13 different neighbour hoods: laval sur le lac, laval ouest, ste-dorothée, chomedey, fabreville, pont-viau, vimont, ste-rose, auteuil, duvernay, st-vincent-de-paul, laval des rapides and st-francois. for shopping there’s the carrefour laval with full of trendy stores like footlocker, capsule sportive, freedom, illicit, etc…
where do you live?
i live in laval
cool cool
the act of surprise b-tt s-x on another human or animal.
“i just lavaled with that chick”

“gross dude”

“eh, she struggled a lot”

“you’re not right”

“meh, oh well, it was a good laval.”