LaVelt


a stupid, usually eighteen year old who makes out on his couch with his girlfriend and doesnt care who walk in. he also likes having s-x with the door open, when he has 4 little sisters..weirdo
jamee:hey whos that new kid

amanda: jamee, dont even think about it

jamee:but why not?

amanda:because he’s a total lavelt

jamee: oh eww thats nasty

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