Lavender
adj. a pejorative term for an effeminate heteros-xual male. lavender does not describe h-m-s-xual men; it is solely used to describe straight men who exhibit female qualities.
“dude, is craig watching grey’s anatomy?” “yeah, he’s a little lavender.”
a person with a compulsive desire to constantly be on facebook, updating and commenting on every detail of their life.
your such a lavender on facebook all the time.
johns such a lavender, comments on everything
the most beautiful, talented, epic, awesome, and irresistible female on the face of the earth. lavender is a name only worthy of those who have undying beauty, and unbelievable talent. so beautiful, in fact, men often have to fight over her totaly epic qualities.
“lavender is so pretty… even prettier than that olivia chick!”
“hey, there goes lavender, she’s h-lla bomb to the core!”
lavender weed smells good.
dealer: here’s your lavender weed.
pothead: thanks man this is the sh-t.
dealer: ik:)
lavender; lavendula angustifolia. a small shrub whose flowers signify unconditional, unchanging love. an emblem of enduring faithfulness, lavender means “i’ll love you forever.”
give lavender to a girl if you’ve got the b-lls to follow through.
lavender is a type of cannabis indica, it has a slight purple color and a very pungent aroma. it was recognized in the 2006 cannabis cup.
yo, i just scored a bag of lavender. who wants to go brain dead.
what your parents tell your little sister that the pile of funny-smelling dried leaves on the back porch is.
oh, that’s just… lavender…
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