Lavender Town Syndrome
when pokemon red and green were released,there were some things that kids would do after hearing the lavender town theme.what happened were these: obstructive sleep apnea, severe migraines, otorrhagia, tinnitus.
general irritability, insomnia, addiction to videogame, nosebleeds. developed into violent streaks against others and eventually himself.
cl-ster headaches, irritability. eventually took mixed painkillers.
migraines, sluggish and slow behaviour, unresponsiveness. developed into deafness, and went missing. bodies discovered beside roads april 20 1996.
and a peak of deaths(suicides)by kids ranging in ages 7-18
children have died while hearing the lavender town syndrome
an effect of listening to the original version of lavander town’s music in pokemon red and blue. the original song contained higher freqencies in sound that were only audible to children and teenagers. this resulted in severe illnesses and a spike in young suicides in j-pan. hidden messages were found in some versions of the song.
i couldent get that d-mn song out of my head… it felt like it was slowly killing me from the inside. i was hanging from the rafters, a belt around my neck before it became clear that i had…. lavender town syndrome. i fear though, you may be next.
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