Laverne And Shirley
two lesbians who kiss and love each other but are too afraid to have s-x.
lenny: i wonder how s-xy it is when those two bang each other?
squiggy: naw, i can tell by the way she is looking at me. that they are nothing but a couple of laverne and shirley’s
lenny & squiggy: stooooooopid
used to describe any two young men (in their mid 20’s) who live and work together, and ride the same crotch rocket to work. they are not infact men, and should you be approached to go to a bbq at their house, dont look in the bathroom closet!!!
person 1: seen bj and dave lately?
person 2: you mean laverne and shirley?
person 1: haha that’s funny. yeah, them.
person 2: yep. they rode by on their crotch rocket going to mcdonalds.
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a scholarship awarded to someone demonstrating exceptional promise and potential in the hilarital arts. (two guys at a college party, about to acheive brojaculation) guy 1: (roflcopter-status joke here) guy 2: haha that was so funny bro guy 1: thanks bro, i’m actually getting a pretty fat lawlership to go here
- Lawlzerpancopterocaust
the combination of “lawl”, “marzipan”, “helicopter” and “holocaust”. meant to express something so astronomically funny that it can only be described using marzipans, helicopters and the holocaust. jimmy: “what happens when a jew eats a marzipan?” jeffrey: “i don’t know, what?” jimmy: “he stops screaming for a second” jeffrey: “lawlzerpancopterocaust”
- Red Skeet Syndrome
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- re-hornify
to become h-rny a second time after calming down. i’ve been re-hornified so lets f-ck.