Law #3601
everyone on the internet is male until proven otherwise.
“i just met this chick on the internet and we’re gonna hook up.”
corrected with law #3601
“i just met this dude on the internet and now i’m going to be -n-lly raped.”
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- lawn capping
the art of stealing peoples lawn ornaments. bro jump out the car n steal that f-kin gnome… ud just be ill at lawn capping!!
- Lebeesian
a coloquial term for lesbian. pr-nounced “le-bee-shan” “you are such a lebeesian” or “oh my goodness, look at those girls, they are so lebeesian”
- levi lobster
levi lobster, p-n-s i had a great date lined up & asked her if she would like to go out to eat or stay at home for some seafood? after agreeing to stay at my place she asked, “where’s the seafood?” i proceeded to un-zip my fly & let her feast on my levi lobster.
- Legacy Item
something p-ssed from person to person to person, etc… person one: nice hoodie, where did you get it? person two: i got it from anna, who got it from mike, who got it from keith… person one: oh, so it’s a legacy item. person two: yeah.
- lesbanum
(noun) a female of h-m-s-xual persuasion (verb)(plural) lesbian activities, i.e. ‘having lesbanums’ dude, those two girls over there are totally having lesbanums! charlotte: would you like some s-x? vicki: no thank you, i’m not a lesbanum.