Law of Bad News
the law of bad news states that “90% of the news you receive will be negative in nature”. see finagle’s law.
jim: d-mn, i just found out i’m failing out of school, and yesterday i was told that i have testicular cancer, i’m 12,000 in credit card cancer, and i was just found out my girlfriend’s pregnant.
bob: er…. well, i’m here to let you know that i got her pregnant.
jim: d-mn you, law of bad news
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