Law of Beil
a series of laws from the book of beil among which states that all good people should raise their standards and remember not to bone a skeletor, nor a chick that is too blubbery and that the only way that someone can get cancer is by way of smokestack.
“you don’t want a chick that’s too blubbery,
but you don’t want to bone a skeletor”
~craig 2:12, the law of beil
“you cannot grow a bean with a pencil
that is not how they grow in nature”
~schimpf 15:16, the law of beil
“urdle urdle urr”
~schwam 12:1
“and so the prophet benjamin and kevin went outside and threw eggs at one another and kevin said ‘this is my body, -points at tree- this is not, work on your aim, polock'”
~benjamin 1:13
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