Law of Conservation of Happiness
one of the several laws of life that states that in order for one to attain a state of happiness, another must become unhappy.
chief was having a bad day. in order to fill his happiness bag, he decided it best to make the division stay late to take inventory of everything in the shop.
further proof of the law of conservation of happiness…
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