Law Of Fruit
if it has an apple, it also has a banana. a clever warning in this ever more gender ambiguous world. the ‘apple’ refers to a man’s adam apple and the ‘banana’ refers to the p-n-s. it is often proffered as a reminder to the heteros-xual male out patrolling the dating waters. (the pun is a bonus)
hey dennis, i know you’re looking for a rebound fling tonight but just be careful and heed the law of fruit.
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