lawlership
a scholarship awarded to someone demonstrating exceptional promise and potential in the hilarital arts.
(two guys at a college party, about to acheive brojaculation)
guy 1: (roflcopter-status joke here)
guy 2: haha that was so funny bro
guy 1: thanks bro, i’m actually getting a pretty fat lawlership to go here
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- Lawlzerpancopterocaust
the combination of “lawl”, “marzipan”, “helicopter” and “holocaust”. meant to express something so astronomically funny that it can only be described using marzipans, helicopters and the holocaust. jimmy: “what happens when a jew eats a marzipan?” jeffrey: “i don’t know, what?” jimmy: “he stops screaming for a second” jeffrey: “lawlzerpancopterocaust”
- Red Skeet Syndrome
the state of -j-c-l-t-ng a mixture of blood and s-m-n during masturbation, caused by aggressively beating the p-n-s against a hard object. i beat my meat so hard i got red skeet syndrome.
- re-hornify
to become h-rny a second time after calming down. i’ve been re-hornified so lets f-ck.
- reiki.kito
most roughly means the hate for h-m-s-xual people. it is j-panese slang for expressing unmatched hate. “i reiki.kito this man for dropping his soap in the shower.”
- lay a brick
to take a sh-t.used in the movie “ali g indahouse”. prime minister: “ali,would you lay a brick for us?” ( on the building foundation) ali g crouches and takes a sh-t. to excrete one’s faeces; for one to lay poo-poo to ‘lay a brick’ is to drop a hefty t-rd my whole family came round […]