lawlful
made by mixing the words lol or “lawl” with the word aweful. it means something that is horrible, but yet still funny
x: how do you get a hundred dead babies into a phone booth?
y: how?
x: a blender, how do you get them out?
y: how?
x: tortilla chips
y: haha that’s lawlful
something that is so awful it becomes funny
“two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff.. dun dun ch”
that’s lawlful
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