lawllyspeek
to type in such a way that you spell out how a word sounds, rather than how it’s actually spelled. this is often confused with being bat f-cking r-t-rded, but in actuality is used to mock people with no ability to find and use a spellchecker.
occasionally, one might use lawllyspeek so often that they become bat f-cking r-t-rded.
john: “hayyyyyyy maahn. ai herd yu wer saein’ sh-t uhbowt mi last niteeeee. wehl f-k yu.”
jack: “seriously? shut the f-ck up and die, thanks.”
(translation from lawllyspeek for the illiterate: “hey man, i herd you were saying sh-t about me last night. well f-ck you.”)
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