Lawn Mohawk
tall strip of gr-ss left behind when you don’t mow tight to the previous row.
doug: wow tom! your yard looks terrible! look at all the lawn mohawks you have. were you drunk or something?
tom: i know. it’s awful. i had my kid mow the lawn, but at least he finished. i’ll trim those mohawks next time i mow!
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