lawn nazi
a nosy or tyrannical person/neighbor who tries to control your life or other peoples property that does not belong to them. also known as socialist.
the lawn n-z-s tried to tell me i couldnt paint my house purple.
overbearing home owners -ssociations that enforce ridiculous maintenance standards, for example, fining you for not maintaining a golf-course-green lawn during drought-stage water restrictions. also nosy neighbors who report others to the homeowners -ssociation. see also yard n-z-.
the lawn n-z-s sent us a violation for planting bermuda gr-ss instead of st. augustine as specified in the homeowners’ covnenants.
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