Lawn Ornament


name for a broken down car or truck sitting in someones front yard.

these are usually found in small towns, and the car is usually an older american car. camaros are one of the most common lawn ornaments found
“hey jeb, you ever gonna fix up that camaro or do just keep it as a lawn ornament”

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