Laws of Masterbation
1) you may only j-zz on a guy if he is dead or unconscious.
2) you may only j-zz on a girl if she is alive and conscious.
3) you may not j-zz in front of family members
4) you may not j-zz in front of a guy unless both of you are j-zzing on the same girl.
feel free to add more.
dude, you just broke the first and third laws of m-st-rb-t–n by j-zzing on your dad!
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