Lawyerd


a term frequently used by marshal in the tv show how i met your mother. marshal uses this whenever he verbally finishes off any untrue (or contradicting) proclamation and the other party has nothing else to say.
barney: prost-tution is the worlds oldest profession.
marshal: you really think so?
barney: yeah i bet cavewomen got like an extra fish or something if they put out.
marshal: so the oldest profession would be fisherman.
barney: withdrawn.
marshal: lawyerd…
barney:….

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