Lawyered
to pwn someone with evidence.
barney: (to ted) do you have some puritanical hang up on prost-tution? dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession.
marshall: you really think that’s true?
barney: oh yea, i bet even cro-magnons used to give cave hookers, like, an extra fish for putting out.
marshall: ah ha, so the oldest profession would be fishermen. kaboom! you’ve been lawyered!
5 more definitions
to win an argument so thoroughly, there is no chance of reb-ttal
oh neil i lawyered you so hard there
-used when you think you are right in an argument.
-defeating an argument by confusing them with clever questions
you’ve been lawyered!
the act of having proved someone wrong with impeccable logic
sara w: i am definitely smarter than you!
mike: oh yeah, do you even know what carbon dating is?
sara w: um, um, uh noooo..
mike: therefore, i’m smarter than you, you’ve just been lawyered!
past tense of the verb to lawyer.
“did you see law and order last night? mccoy lawyered the f-ck out of that guy!”
the act of sleeping with a lawyer and waking up to him telling you “your clothes are in the den.”
“i knew i was going to be lawyered when he mentioned that he loved steely dan before we fell asleep.”
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