Lax Brah
a lax brah is an individual that plays lacrosse and emerses themselves in the culture. this means having lax sesh’s, frisbee sesh’s (usually with multiple frisbee’s), or just chillen in the nice spring weather. clothing stlye varies from fresh kicks with high socks, flip-flops, but the best choice is always barefoot. shorts are worn year round. flat billed hats are sometimes worn. hair style is either long or shaved (like a 1 or 2). 311, sublime, slightly stoopid, incubus, wu-tang are some of the usual music interests. a lax brah usually smokes pot and doesn’t mind chillen with some bros. women vary from hookups to steady girlfriends. the language is mostly slang.
lax brah 1-“dude wanna rip (smoke pot)?
lax brah 2-“yaa dude, lemme finish this game of nhl!”
lax brah 1-“aight motha f-cka.”
a player or fan of lacrosse. usually wears all colors (mostly bright…doesn’t have to match) of high crew socks, old school (but fresh) kicks, ridiculous designs on gym/lacrosse shorts (with pockets), and has long hair. one can find other lax brahs wearing polos with popped collars, sandals, shorts (no cargo) above the knees, and a golf hat with some sort of lacrosse logo or school on it…again with outragious colors. <--mostly adult brahs
"hey i'm down in balitmore for the memorial day weekend championships...you should see all these lax brahs!"
a female lacrosse player who acts like a lax bro but in a milder form. often times date lax bros but it doesn't work out.
tim: jen, did you hear about heather and mark?
jen: the lax bro and lax brah?
tim: yeah.
jen: laxbromances never work out.
an individual that plays mens lacrosse. the only requirment for the distinction of "lax brah" is that the individual be somewhat good at the sport. if you suck, you are not a "lax brah." in fact, no one really wants you on the team because you suck. therefore, just walk over the opposite side of the field and cry because you can't p-ss or poke check let alone score goals, loser...
tom - yo brian your a lax brah right?
brian - yeah bud why you ask?
tom - is matt one?
brian - no tom, he sucks pretty bad...
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