Laxfags
some of the -ssiest people to ever see the light of day. most laxf-gs are people who can’t play baseball. many laxf-gs try to act like they are “lax bros” to cover up their 0.2cm d-cks. the only p-ssy they get is from sl-tty, std-ridden lax girls who are never hot in the first place.
there are many breeds of lacrosse players. most are just obnoxious, c-cky -ssholes who have barely any athletic ability and need a huge 6ft stick just to catch a ball, unlike baseball or football where you can just use your hands or gloves. there are, in fact, lacrosse players who do not fit this criteria, but they are limited to a very small amount. unlike players of any other sport, even if they are not good at the sport, they will still insist that they are cool. most of the time, the ones who aren’t complete and utter -ssholes are the ones who can actually play lacrosse. usually, the worse they are, the -ssier they are.
in conclusion, stay away from laxf-gs.
laxf-g – a huge f-g who tries to play lacrosse but fails miserably, but still insists that they are cool.
all laxf-gs are lacrosse players, but not all lacrosse players are laxf-gs.
laxf-g: sup bro i’m so kick-ss at lacrosse that i have a 200 dollar pinny bro yo let’s go pretend to get some dome and post it on laxf-gs.com
cool laxbro: i actually do get head, and not from the fugly sl-ts that you f-gs go for. go hang yourself.
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