Laxing


to use a large amount of laxatives to shed mad pounds.
i’m going to the beach on tuesday, so i’m laxing until next week, bro!
originated from ‘relaxing’, albeit b-st-rdised; meaning to chill and go easy; as opposed to a state of urgency. usually used when confronted with verbal attacks, to evade any work or when one simply feels like doing nothing.
e.g 1
knoddy “oh my gawd sup witha hair mun it’s hideous!”

d-cky “f-ck you”

knoddy “woah woah laxing ya let’s go for some beer”

e.g 2
jenny “hey knods have you done your calculus homework? it’s like due tomorrow! oh when’s our quiz is it thursday or next monday?”

knoddy “laxing. i don’t intend to do it. zomg we have a quiz?”

e.g 3
knoddy ” oraits i’m just gonna go bathe and laxing before meeting b–bsy for dinner. ciao!”

eddy “use protection, man”

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