laxtitute
a. someone who sleeps with lacrosse players frequently
b. a girl who wh-r-s herself out to lacrosse players
“dude, she is an f’n laxt-tute, se has slept with half our team”
a lacrosse loving sk-nk that will ride anyones shaft worth riding.
d-mn, that laxt-tute just rode sam’s shaft so hard his head broke!
girls who come to lacrosse tournaments to hook up with their brother’s teammates
laxt-tutes…you know who you are
an extremely hot female that sleeps around with lax players. then makes them h-lla bomb sandwiches.
bro… that laxt-tute just went home with sam… lucky b-tch.
a hybrid of prost-tute and lax, ergo, one who sl-ts herself out only to lax bros.
she keeps you in the shower a little bit longer, and she definitely knows her way around a head.
the veteran laxt-tute silently accepts a pinny the morning after and takes her leave.
bro, i thought about asking that laxt-tute if she was clean but then realized shes only slept with all of us
a girl who plays lacrosse and is therefore only attracted to lax boys.
my team is full of laxt-tutes. they go to all the guy’s games.
1) a cultureless and cl-ssless women.
2) a female attracted to sweet lettice and those who rip top chedd, their main goal in life is bukkake from an entire lax team.
the laxt-tute grabbed me by my flow and worked by shaft.
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