LAY
a unicorn from exoplanet which can heal all diseases if he shows his abs.
person 1 : did you watched the new exo teaser?
person 2 : yeah.lay was pretty hot.
acronym: stands for laughing at you. opposite of lol. should be said when some one makes a bad joke, or does something embarr-ssing.
can also be used in the verb tense as layed, or laying. i.e. i am laying someone right now, or i just layed him.
guy 1: lets flip a quarter to determine who goes first
girl 1: what is going to be the heads?
guy 1: lay, the head is going to be heads. how does it feel to get layed?
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guy 1’s phone rings and guy 2 is on the other end:
guy 2: wuts up bro?
guy 1: i can’t talk now i am laying girl 1
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girl 1 is having a conversation with her boyfriend guy 2 later that night:
girl 1: so guy 1 totally layed be earlier…i did not realize that the head on a quarter would be considered heads in a coin flip before
guy 2: lay
to have s-x with a woman until she’s too worn out to move.
i just gave her a good lay.
swagg, dressgame, gear, style, clothes
yo all my jawns got lay .
greg where did you get your new lay from ?
to throw lay’s chips at someone
mr. teacher… can we lay you?
a brand of cheap -ss potato chips for fat -ss people
guy 1: dude why are you so fat?
guy 2: blame lays
s-xual encounter….
i only have a couple of friends that i have had my whole life, and they have always been the best lay’s.
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