Layland
on a stag weekend in prague skadger layland thought the czech lovely he was poppin asked him to whip his johnny off and j-zz on her. when he obliged she screamed and ran off.
i was humpin this bird the other night and i pulled a layland, she was not impressed, it took hours to get the sp-nk out of her hair
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